Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow. (litlol) AWEsome? Why so great? Kid A: I don’t know. Dad: ok. uh thanks. Did you like it, T? Kid T:...
View ArticleSame Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant worldwide marketplace! Put the 2 together and you get Same Sweet Candy. This is quite...
View ArticleTwix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?
I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good thing) and then not putting COCONUT IN THEM (not so great)??!! Who’s piloting this ship?...
View ArticleLammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
View ArticleLeather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
View ArticleLong Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
View ArticleTootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
View ArticleMexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
View ArticleCaramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile
Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.
View ArticleRolo: While It’s Technically True That You CAN Roll a Rolo To Your Pal, I’m...
"You can roll a Rolo / To your pal/ They're chocolate covered / Car - a -mal". Not car-a-mel, but car-a-mal. Get it right.
View ArticleBrach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn
Now when you think of candy corn, you can think of caramel apples and confuse the hell out of yourself!
View ArticleSula Lakritz Toffes : Sea Salt Licorice Toffe
Take something old (caramel) and give it something new (licorice) and sprinkle heaven dust (sea salt) on it, and you've got something completely new
View ArticleSkinny Cow: “Divine Chocolates” that Don’t Fatten You Up
When you're fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?
View ArticleSugar Daddy: A Virtual Spanking?
Everyone needs a Sugar Daddy, unless you actually ARE a daddy, in which case it might be an uncomfortable arrangement.
View ArticleSula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”
Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?
View ArticleWalkers Nonsuch Original Toffee
What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"
View ArticleChocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All
If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong
View ArticleMocken Boules: Talk about German Variety
Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)
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